"Look, sport, I'll consider your 'acting advice' after you've shared a scene with Spencer Tracey, done a movie in Esperanto, or played one of the Brothers Karamazov. Until then, just shut the hell up."

Annoying Space Children (ASC) is a special breed of genetically engineered underhuman creatures. They tend to appear on nearly every starship and starbase, but are most commonly on board that scow commanded by the bald Frenchman.

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