Absolut i vill not interfere

I'm gonna get so hammered I'm gonna forget what a Romulan even looks like.

Aldebaran whiskey relics

Scotty, one of the 20th century's most beloved cultural icons, drank frequently. Fuckin'A right.

Green in the 24th century

I usually polish off a bottle of this before I go on duty, Mr. Scott. Dammed Troi just gets on my nerves.

Green in the 23rd century

The future is so advanced that they allow drinking on the job. God bless the future.

To alcohol! The cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems.

Types of BoozeEdit

People who are fun when they are drink drunkEdit

People who aren't fun when they're drunkEdit

Kirk with dildo
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