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Captain Kirk battles a canonites warrior for your freedom!

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The canonites, or canonite as the plural form is, is a race of alien sticklers from the XXX class planetoid Real World LXIX. This race believes that Star Trek is real; that Janeway is "Miss Universe" and that anyone that doesn't like her is a "janeway hAter"; that anything officially licensed is true, and that fan fiction is even more true.

To see if you are a canonites, check the questionnaire below:

1. Do you admire Janeway and believe that she is by far the best Captain and that nobody else even compares?
 
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The poll was created at 20:00 on April 6, 2007, and so far 158  people voted.
If you answered "Yes" to this question, then you belong to the hordes of canonite out there. Sucks to be you dude.