The Dominion War's not over until the last man comes home

Chuck Norris was a humanoid species.


Norris was the only real captain of the Enterprise. But then he blew it and went back in time and opened up Chuck E. Cheeses.


You know how God can walk on water? Well Chuck Norris could swim through land! He can also fly, and shoot nacho cheese from his nose! Pretty, awesome, right?

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