The NX Defiant
The Defiant Class Starship is a bloody powerful one. It can chew through enemy ships like a stoner goes through crisps. And chocolate. And pizza. It looks wicked cool.
Weapons:
- Quantum torpedo (Make things explode quicker than photons.)
- Pulse phasers (Make a cool tsew tsew tsew sound.)
- Strip phasers (Look at the model, they're there.)
- your face (nuff said)
Maximum speed:
Crew:
- Benjamin Lafayette Sisko
- Some redshirts
- your mother
- Other folks