Ds9 is à big bar used by kira to Find new victims, odo to rule as police Dude with his speedlimitcamera, sisko to kill some pudding dudes, Julian to watch bajoran races (always there are no winners or survivors!), o'brien is letting his dog oops daughter out. Gul dukat likes to Eat morn or gorn flesh and picard is always drunk and thinks he Sees yar but no it's sela her evil daughter. Later Barack tries to Sell clothes to females. But fails, oh yeah Jake is always with giro's in THE holosuite, you know what i mean i think.