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Shatner screams

Kirk often recalled falling in love with the women of his dreams and then making sure he let her be splattered across the pavement in front of his own eyes.

I just think its funny that every time he's plowing a woman Captain Kirk knows; "I'm taking no joy in this, as the only woman I ever loved died by my own hand to prevent universal damnation. AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE WITH HER!"

How many times during sex has this conversation happened?

Conquest of the day: "Oh, James, I'm cumming!"

Kirk: "You mean nothing to me I killed the only woman I ever loved!"

He wonders why they don't always return his calls...

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