Ready to Rock

"Tailor, merchant! / Soldier, operative! Call meee what you wiiii-iiiiill-ah!"

Elim Garak was a Cardassian paramour of Julian Bashir. In addition to being a fine tailor, Garak had a reputation on Deep Space Nine as rocking harder than anyone besides Lesbo Kira.

Garak was the protege and lover of Enabram Tain, chief of the SIP (Spoonhead Intelligence Agency). He once tried to shag Gul Dukat, however he preferred Bajoran sex slaves and ordered his guards to execute Garak. He survived, but could only reside on Deep Space Nine because of his err... services to Augment nimphomaniac Julian Bashir.

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