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Eric Banana Roseannadanna, better known simply as Eric Bana, is an Australian beverage best served lukewarm, just like its reception. First introduced in 1968 by a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black hawk down, it is most popular in Munich.
Coincidentally, Eric Bana is also the name of some Australian guy playing the villain in the new Star Trek movie. This is a completely unrelated matter, though, and irrelevant to the topic of this article. This means that this paragraph should be removed as soon as possible. To ensure that someone sees that this paragraph must be removed, it will stay here.
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