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300px-Akira and Millennium Falcon

Chewy, just what the fuck have we gotten INTO here?!

Mothafucka got totally lost and ended up getting paid a king's ransom to help fight a big square. After the Battle of Sector 001 Han and his gigantic sasquatch-like companion retired to Rigel for massive amounts of blue booze and green women.

He often serenaded Orion slave girls with the slurring line of "Baby, if its a big geometric shape I've blown it up!"

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