James R. Krik is the evil clone of James R. Kirk. Born in the same year, 5 minutes after Kirk, Krik had an evil agenda, although, ironically, Kirk always beat him in his agendas, making Krik the second-best man. Although Krik eventually got around to performing his agendas, there was always an ironic twist.
- Be born before Kirk
- Was born 5 minutes after Kirk.
- Crawl before Kirk
- Skipped crawling and started to walk.
- Look at my father's issue of Playorion before Kirk
- Looked at an issue of Playgirl.
- Get an A+ before Kirk
- Got an A+ in Fun class.
- Kiss a girl before Kirk
- Kissed the fat chick while she was asleep.
- Accidentally kiss a guy before Kirk
Accidentallykissed a guy.
- Get high school honor roll before Kirk
- Got high school honor roll in workplace math.
- Make out with a girl before Kirk
- Made out with that fat chick again.
- Enter Starfleet before Kirk
- Got stuck in the Starfleet Engineering Corps.
- Command the Enterprise