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For obviously less-important topics, see Khan (disambiguation).
For the Uncyclopedia page that some claim we are trying to copy, see AAAAAAAAA!
What9000

WHAT 9000?! KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

Captainvegetamad

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Lyndsaymad

Ehhhhh....KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

NOOO!

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Myhead

MY HEAD! THIS IS ALL DUE TO KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Khan (properly spelled KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!) was an exclamation of anger used in situations of dire consequences. The origin of the term was lost in antiquity.

Examples of usageEdit

"KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

- after stubbing one's toe


"What is the name of the 13th century Mongol leader?"
"KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

- answering a trivia question


"Hello, would you like a subscription to--"
"KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

- scaring away solicitors


"Vegeta, what's the scouter say about his power level?"
"....KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

Captain Vegeta to Commander Nappa


"The answer is, this is the man who James T. Kirk marooned on Ceti Alpha V."
"What is KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"
"You must state that in the form of a question."
"Uh, what is Khan?"
"That is incorrect, the question is, what is KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!?"

Lieutenant Alex Trebek, to a redshirt


"K-k-k-k-k-k-k-KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

Lieutenant Porky Pig


"It's a KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

Senator Vreenak


"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!"

- man, do you ever suck, aka pwned!


"My name is KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! Who am I talking to?"
"You must have exhausted all your options to find KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"
"Who is this?"
"It's KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!, KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

- Jack Bauer and Charles Logan
Trek Exclamations
KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!Ohh...shit!PA'TAK!Recalibrate the Deflector!NOOOOOOOO!!IT IS REEAAAL!It's a FAAAAKE!!!Hail them! | Fire Phasers! | Vorta have boobs! | Auto-Destruct in 5 seconds... 4, 3, 2...1Yes, sirNo, sir, and please don't shoot me like thatGFDL?! CC?! Copyrights?!! GAK!WHORE!SLUT!

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