Picard funny face

"I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, for pants. Pants would like to remind you that they are entirely optional, but generally a good idea. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing them right now. No, really. Trust me, folks."

Pants were a wonderful alternative to skants. Batch-concealing technology improved drastically in the late 24th century, at last preventing upskant glimpses, photography, and websites.

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