People

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Famous People mentioned in Star Trek

[edit] Star Trek: Enterprise

• Raptain Flames Tiberian Turk
  • Famous Expressions:

"Scream up, Hotty!"

"What?"

"Set Warp 4. Energise. Or, actually, don't."

"I am the Captain, and I order you to... ...just don't do whatever you just did."

• Understander Rock
  • Famous Expressions:

"Live longer and prosp!"

"\\//"

"They're coming more farer away."

"Strange. Wasn't this that a sec ago?"

• Loo-Tenant O'Macfitzgillycuddyswrinklehomesovenalasdair Hott
  • Famous Expressions:

"I won't beam you up you stupid bastard!"

"Nay-ay-ay: Anno whotsam doon innis vessel filleydots damn shit. Am Scots annam avinafeel atpeel won't respect'at!"

"Gin-rhumony, Rhum-ginnony, Rum-gin-sherrie: A Scotsman's as drunk as a Scotsman can be!"

"Gin! Rhum! Whiskey!"

"Fuck that goddamn bairn af dis vessel dayd!"

"Oy Laddie, havinabreak?"

[edit] Star Trek: The Next Laceration

• Raptain John Luke Picker
  • Famous Expressions:

"Sake it, Moe!"

"What? Dixon Hill? No, I don't know who that is, I'm not a detective, am I?"

(sings)"Aux armes, Citroens; your former bataillons! March onze, march onze, quand sans impures, notre sang abreuve silence!"

"Disagreed."

"Positive."

"Shut up Computer. Acting Ensign Wesley: Shut down!"

• Understander Will I am a Biker
  • Famous Expressions:

"Tasha, I don't wanna sleep with you, I wanna sleep with that damn mistress Beata, goddit!?"

"Prepare to beam up three creatures: Me, myself and I."

"Sure I will take the command, Captain. My first order is: Arrest the Captain and declare him mentally ill so that I can take over the ship, Moo-arr-arr-arr."

"Dammit. I just can't laugh vicously!"

• Unable Idiot Error
  • Famous Expressions:

"Negative."

"No."

"Error."

"No idea."

"What's that?"

(in last episode)"Oh, this is a space ship. Good to know!"

"I am programmed in multiple raping techniques. A broad variety of displeasuring."

• Loo-Tenant Tasha Nine
  • Famous Expressions:

"Kill'em"

"Why hailing frequencies? Can't we just blast'em off an' warp away?"

"Angie Farr, also called Farr-Angie, so Ferengie. Kewl. I wann'an autograph!"

"I wanna fuck!"

"Hello? I'm wetter than the oceans of Aqualandia Omicrypsilon!"

"Anyone's dick stiff? No? Dammit!"

"Come on, I'll even suck it!"

"You've not really fucked Beata, Will. Or should I say WILLY?"

• Loo-Tenant Enterpriserge]]
  • Famous Expressions:

"Technobabble, technobabble, technobabble."

"Let's read us some rainbows, bitchez!"

(When the Enterprise blew up) "Awww, HELL NO!"

"Multiple raping techniques? Data, would you like to join me in the holodeck? I'll bring the ball gag and rope, and you forget your ethical subroutines..."