Nothing can do it like McDonald's

Ronald McDonald was by far the worst captain in the history of forever. He was accused of wiping out a crew of 901 people. How he did it? Scientists are still baffled. However, when the dead bodies were scanned, they found excessive amounts of fat in their bloodstream. Scientists have named this cause of death the "Big Mac Death Syndrome".

Early lifeEdit

He was actually transported to the future, from the year 1987. He snuck into starfleet academy, and he was accepted because they assumed that he was a strange new species. Then, he cheated on a test and became starfleet captain.

on the ExcelsiorEdit

He killed everyone, but people are still unsure how. Some of the surviving crew said that he volunteered to cook, and he made a mysterious food that consisted of two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. Everyone ate them and became fat and died. And that's how he was fired and excecuted.

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