I want to go home now.


This movie, Star Trek: Insurrection, also reffered to as Star Trek: His Erection, was honestly extremely dumb. It was even dumber than The 5th not-a-nerdy-show attempt. First off, the plot was incredibly stupid, it was about a planet of people who never die, and then they start dying, after a a new super-race we never heard of before -or since- tries to kick them off their planet.

So the Mega mondo superstarship number 6 has to come and save everyone. Seriously, those people need to understand that people will all die soon!! I mean, science has let us down so we can't live forever. Second, what kind of name is Insurrection?!? What idiot came up with that?


Here are some examples of minute details that ruined the movie:

1.The plot was stupid

2. Mr. Tall'n chub had no beard (If you ask me, his beard is the only thing keeping him popular in the Space Track franchise)

3. Who the hell are the Son'a? It was just like the Spoonheads and the Bajorans: another incredibly important race that's been around forever and has all kinds of backstory with the Federation, EXCEPT WE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEFORE. And, in this case, we'll never hear of them again, thank Landru.

4. A joystick on the bridge. That's right, a million gross tons of vessel operating in all kinds of subspace fields is being controlled by an Atari 2600 joystick. I'm really glad we're through running from these bastards.

5. Stealing the plot from TNG: I Buried My Heart at Deep Space Wounded Knee IV was not wise choice. More amazing is that Wesley Crusher and The Traveller would have improved this dog. Well, they couldn't have hurt it.

6. Data in a hay stack. Har har.

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