FANDOM


Because you have failed to leave any kind of comment HERE the wrath of Star Wars is now upon thee. Behold 10 (completely and utterly true) reasons why Star Wars is better then Star Trek.

PraiseKatarn

This message has been blessed and approved by the Almighty Kyle Katarn.

Top Ten Reasons The Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek UniverseEdit

10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely are set on "stun."

9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp — the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.

8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

5. One word: "Lightsabers."

4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

3. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg Collective with one glance.

2. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

1. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class “M” or not.

DisclaimerEdit

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.