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Surak, father of logic.

The Vulcan Jesus. Surak was the father of Vulcan logic. He was so logical, he could take a fission bomb to the face and suffer only minor burns. Surak said emotions were bad and that self-lobotomies with icepicks were good. This led to increased trade with the Andorians, as Vulcan had no ice (hence, no icepicks) and Andor had just warehouses full of the fuckin' things.

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