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For canonites with no sense of humor, Memory Alpha has created a so-called article on TOS Season 3.
Enterprise warp factor oneThis article is as real as your so-called life gets.

There's a network out there that's trying to kill me. You show me a producer that'd be happy to help it. My producer. My career that could have been and won't be. And what am I feeling? Hammy - type-cast.



  • What can you say, really? The cast and crew knew they had been pink-slipped, and it shows.
This article is a stub because the previous author was too damn lazy to finish it.

Background InformationEdit

  • The entire crew was disappointed with this year of their five-year mission so they decided to call it quits, later they would finish the last two years in a lame educational cartoon.
  • Having returned from the future, Gene Roddenberry changed the title color to light blue in order to save money for his future project: Attack of Bald Frenchmen.
  • Kirk lost his shirt and was forced to walk around topless until the entire male crew got together and made him a new shirt so that they could get some action for once.
  • Gene Roddenberry left the show for more profitable ventures, like porn, drugs, and illicit affairs.

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