One day the Cardassians came to Bajor. The floormats - um, I mean, Bajorans decided to throw a welcome party. So the the Cardassians brought out a bunch of kanar - kanar being the galactic version of tequila - and got started partying. The Cardassians, mean drunks that they were, started breaking everything: the plasma TV, the pictures of great-grandma, the velvet Elvis portraits, I mean everything. They even molested the dog. The Bajorans couldn't stop the party, and the Cardassians never realized it was over, so they stayed for 60 years. Finally they ran out of kanar and so they went back home.

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