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Excelsior

This is the revolution in warp technology? Epic fail.

The USS Excelsior was the first Excelsior class ship. However, it should have been an "Epic-fail" class ship, because that's excactly what it did. It was supposed to be a revolution in warp technology, but, with Star Trek's low budget, it epicaly failed.

HistoryEdit

When the crew of the Enterprise came back from their weekly "Ride around the galaxy", They all saw the Excelsior and became jealous. But, the only reason why they were jealous is because the thing that hangs under the ship was longer than the disc-thingy on top. When the Enterprise went out for another "stroll", starfleet got sick of it and sent the Excelsior after it. When they tried to use the Transwarp drive, it failed and the entire ship broke down. Later, they rebuilt it, and they fixed the bridge so it doesn't look like it came out of a Sci-fi movie from the 1970's. However, they got rid of the transwarp drive system, so the Excelsior completely failed it's purpose, and it was a waste of time and recources.

People who captained itEdit

There are only two Excelsior captains. One was the old dude from the movie. The other was Hikaru Sulu. Yeah. That's it. Stop reading. Seriously. but if you are that stupid here is the full list, yes it says 1-30 over and over again, but thats just because it really helps with the resale value.

1. Cody Castaldo


2. Neil Flagler


3. Kurt Eveland


4. Marylou Pastorius


5. Alana Pacelli


6. Fernando Mcgaugh


7. Dona Johansson


8. Allan Timpson


9. Tyrone Torsiello


10. Hugh Sanderlin


11. Marcie Mcnaughton


12. Chandra Lepe


13. Lance Riemann


14. Julianne Jagodzinski


15. Nita Whiteaker


16. Harriett Kielbasa


17. Guy Rundquist


18. Selena Faries


19. Tia Baldon


20. Clayton Perla


21. Nelson Stayer


22. Lance Steakley


23. Carlene Wiltse


24. Earlene Rodd


25. Cody Follansbee


26. Allan Alcazar


27. Allan Kilgo


28. Jamie Mcmonagle


29. Erik Sulik


30. Darren Lomanto


1. Avis Hiltner


2. Kelly Bevis


3. Hugh Bartmess


4. Nelson Glasco


5. Allan Amendola


6. Fernando Camden


7. Tyrone Chisum


8. Darryl Barrette


9. Tameka Duryea


10. Fernando Mansker


11. Althea Zartman


12. Eve Godlewski


13. Christian Midyett


14. Hillary Soder


15. Esmeralda Mcclard


16. Lilia Deloera


17. Javier Reale


18. Cody Fabry


19. Javier Gundersen


20. Darcy Lauber


21. Hillary Sandt


22. Clinton Kendig


23. Fernando States


24. Eve Leek


25. Kelly Fitzgibbons


26. Lance Gledhill


27. Mathew Orrell


28. Noreen Roehl


29. Nita Hornick


30. Sofia Uplinger


1. Jami Taul


2. Lorrie Aburto


3. Allan Borton


4. Darryl Tuel


5. Gay Brodt


6. Erik Motter


7. Nita Divens


8. Lonnie Lizardo


9. Nannie Kinyon


10. Avis Huffstutler


11. Allan Oberry


12. Penelope Sjoberg


13. Fernando Carboni


14. Clinton Marano


15. Lonnie Osterhoudt


16. Karina Mestayer


17. Fernando Taniguchi


18. Edwina Dygert


19. Clinton Manganaro


20. Annabelle Heidrick


21. Alejandra Mcilvain


22. Selena Pasco


23. Carlene Chesnutt


24. Allan Gushiken


25. Lance Medlen


26. Guy Heatherington


27. Rase


28. Tyrone Thresher


29. Tania Jozwiak


30. Tyrone Laakso


1. Cody Zerbe


2. Kelly Heidenreich


3. Fernando Longway


4. Lakisha Cudney


5. Benita Harriger


6. Lance Scates


7. Esser 8. Ted Melius


9. Lilia Herb


10. Allyson Brunke


11. Julio Mcgilvray


12. Allan Tague


13. Christian Nesler


14. Earlene Garrels


15. Pearlie Hoefle


16. Avis Schrantz


17. Saundra Burrill


18. Darren Counce


19. Rae Brimhall


20. Jami Stejskal


21. Jamie Devinney


22. Tanisha Gildea


23. Neil Tatman


24. Jeanie Nembhard


25. Nelson Timmer


26. Elinor Hedberg


27. Tanisha Campas


28. Malinda Dipalma


29. Fernando Bence


30. Rae Palazzolo


1. Cody Zerbe


2. Kelly Heidenreich


3. Fernando Longway


4. Lakisha Cudney


5. Benita Harriger


6. Lance Scates


7. Esser


8. Ted Melius


9. Lilia Herb


10. Allyson Brunke


11. Julio Mcgilvray


12. Allan Tague


13. Christian Nesler


14. Earlene Garrels


15. Pearlie Hoefle


16. Avis Schrantz


17. Saundra Burrill


18. Darren Counce


19. Rae Brimhall


20. Jami Stejskal


&nbsp 21. Jamie Devinney


22. Tanisha Gildea


23. Neil Tatman


24. Jeanie Nembhard


25. Nelson Timmer


26. Elinor Hedberg


27. Tanisha Campas


28. Malinda Dipalma


29. Fernando Bence


30. Rae Palazzolo


1.Bill Nye the science guy


2Sid the science kid


3.Bill Gates


4.Ronald McDonald

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