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User:Enzo Aquarius

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For those tight assed canonites with hemorrhoids and no sense of humor, Memory Alpha has created a so-called article on User:Enzo Aquarius.
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    your almighty ruler and supreme commander of the Star fleet
Just like all Starfleet you talk and you talk but you have no guramba.


Welcome to The Great Enzo Aquarius' User Page,

Any number of articles created.

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Aquarii
Enzo Aquarius
Aquarius
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius
Capital Canada, United States
Previous Capital Atlantis
Largest City Abydos
Official languages Aquarian
Government Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President Me
Vice President Myself
National Hero(es) Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency The Aquarian
Religion Chooseth Thee Religion
Population It's over 9000!!
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Today's Aquarius article

No article is an article which hasn't been created before. In other words, there are no featured articles on MAlf. So shut up and get to work!

Did you know...

  • ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies.
  • ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room.

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On this day...

Today is July 24, now go make me a sandwich!

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Ultimate Ruler of the Month

Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Memory Alpha and now has come to MAlf. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!


Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

Protected by the Fair Use Santa Clause, and an elite clan of Trekkies.

DANGER!!   Viewing or reading of this page could've converted you to the Sacred Order of the Aquarius.
321 users are currently converting, rejoicing, and redeeming themselves because they saw this page, and you should be too.
The Goa'uld now rule you, now get into the field and give me some tomatoes.


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