If you think you'd like to learn more about working with the nuts and bolts of Memory Alpha, then you are in the wrong wiki. If, on the other hand, you want to learn about Memory Alfa, I have a link that you might want to check out: www.LetsAddSomeLameDirtyJokeToThisLanguishingAttemptAtHumourThatNoOneReads.com
One other suggestion: if you insist upon making comments on talk pages or make other sorts of disparaging remarks, please be sure to sign them with four tildes (~~~~) to paste in your user name and the date/time of the comment, so we know how to find you and your ilk. Otherwise, use some kind of sockpuppet.
If you have any questions, please feel free to post them in Memory Alpha's Ten Forward community page. They'd love the mail! No, really. Thanks, and once again, welcome to Memory Alfa!
Oh, and if you haven't come up with a clever user name patterned after some blue skinned alien, or a piece of made-up machinery, or even something approximating your given name, please note that your anonymous work will be dealt with pursuant to General Order 24. Have a nice day! --GNDN with a goatee 22:47, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Hey, what do you know about my hot hips? -- Cid Highwind 07:52, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
- I know all and see all... now how's about shakin' those hot hips for me. Yeeeeah... that's it... :P --From Andoria with Love 23:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Spamming attack Edit
- What? You don't like spam?! ;) --From Andoria with Love 23:17, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Not quite ready for prime time... Edit
"Screwed up in reverse." -- Captain John McIntyre.
"Let's let the crime fit the punishment." --Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce.
- I'm honored (I think!) --GNDN with a goatee 11:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Please please unblock Ultraice! He'll be a good by again! 220.127.116.11 06:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- No! Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! --From Andoria with Love 06:51, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Since Enzo ignores my repeated, urgent requests for information... Edit
I apologize for adding to something obviously official, but I had to comment on just how badass this above statement sounds.Conan's Angry Fist 03:50, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
Property near the sea in Turkey apartment, villas, ground area page. Edit
I applaud your commitment to hospitality, but I think welcoming an automated spammer is probably over-doing it. -Vedek Sock Puppet 10:39, May 13, 2010 (UTC) (a/k/a GNDN)
B-9 says "Danger! Will Robinson." Edit
Are you running a bot? My IP edit resulted in a welcome message from you. --GNDN 22:27, October 1, 2010 (UTC)