Xanadu was a place where nobody dared to go, the love that we came to know, they call it Xanadu.
Commander Trip Tucker disputed Archer's performance as being, "kind of pitchy." Ensign Mayweather then pitched in via communicator, stating "that was bad, dawg!" Hoshi Sato, however, loved Archer for who he was. Malcolm Reed, on the other hand, felt the performance was "absolutely horrendous... I didn't know whether to cover my ears or shoot myself with a phase pistol. But I chose the former because I wanted to be around to tell you how absolutely dreadful that was. And you have bad hair." (ENT: "Desert Crossing")