Zachary Queerbag is the son of a barf bag and a queer. As he was growing up, his head was flattened by a truck, and that's why he looks like a flounder. One day, he got powers, and he interrupted a show called "Heroes". They started calling him Sylar, because of his flounder-like features. Then, he broke into the "Star Trek" audition room and became Spock.
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